Miss Juanetta, aka housekeeper and staff writer here and sometimes when something unexpected happens, don’t you wish you could alter yourself, just for that instant, to the person who could fix the problem?
Over here . . . my arm, see, is raised up high. Yes, here!! I need to be altered, pronto!
Boy, am I glad you selected me out of this crowd! I didn’t think you would have such a big bunch wanting to be somebody else for a moment. Anyway, do you have the auto mechanic body/mind rental available? I heard you lease by the day, sorta like the rent-a-day-carpet-cleaner machines over at the grocery shop on Main Street? It may take me longer than a day since I am clueless about ailing cars.
What’s the problem you say? Oh, you are simply a dandy for asking! Well, you see, of course, you really can’t see, but you know what I mean. It’s my oldest daughter’s car. She just called me. She fears her car is coming down with something awful. It starts to shake when it’s time to go places. Scary huh?
Well, I hope it’s nothing contagious and expensive to treat–this shaking thing. So, do you understand why I need to be an auto mechanic just for a day or two, so I can
repair properly diagnose and treat this car shaking business? You know how poor college students are and when they phone home, well, I see your head nodding up and down. Hey, you have a millionaire body suit I could steal rent?? I just thought I would ask . . .
I’ll be going now, and after I’m finished with the car, I’ll be back to rent the handy man rental suit. I got
one at least five pending home repairs needing my attention.
What body suit would you rent if this suit could transform you into something else for just a moment in your life?
Signing off as, Miss Juanetta, the
housekeeper auto mechanic, but . . .